It is the "Silly Season" and
our good-humored customer service department has a large stash
of left over Halloween candy in the middle of their area to
help them through the slew of increasingly strange phone calls
- especially these about mold
and
air cleaners.
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Here are just a couple of the stories
from last week. All I can say is... "No comment!"
Is it okay to smoke?
Caller (sounds 20-something): "You guys know about
mold
right?"
Customer Service: "Yes, we do."
Caller: "Is it okay to smoke it? Will it
harm you?"
Customer Service, (astonished): "You mean as in
roll it up and smoke it mold?"
Caller: "That is exactly what I mean."
Customer Service, (slowly): "Well, we don't
recommend it. And if you have been doing it, we suggest
you see a doctor"... as an afterthought, added,
"do not snort it either!"
Military Intelligence?
Caller: "I am calling from a military base in
the South. Do you sell large
air cleaners?"
Customer Service: "Yes we do".
Caller: "How about 5 acres?"
Customer service: "Inside or out?"
Caller: "Outside".
Customer Service: "Well, I think you might
have to leave that one to the big guy upstairs!"
First Published: Thanksgiving, 2002
Updated: September 2003
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